The Liars Paradox
Here is Jon Stewart on the recent Politburo elections.
Wow, why do all of these guys look like car salesmen?
Actually, I'm rather fond of car salesman.
They are equal opportunity opportunists who will full pop their
and then brag about it.
They have transcended right and wrong.
Many many years ago when I was a young ad man,
I decided to work for Car Dealers,
because I knew where I stood with them,
(they were liars)
Then one afternoon, one of them told me,
"You know Max, car dealers always lie."
I was stopped in my tracks.
I knew I had heard a modern day version of the Creton paradox.
The Creton Paradox is a bipolar paradox
Bipolar paradoxs are meta statements (statements that refer to themselves) that result in a self contradiction. The classic bipolar paradox statement is “All Cretons are liars” voiced by a Creton. If the statement is true, then, when applied to the statement, we conclude the Creton lied and, hence, all Cretons are not liars – a clear paradox. "
I am lying now.
This statement is false.
They all fall in the same category.
So, if all Republicans are liars,
Let's hope that we do not hear a Republican say it,
For then it will be a bipolar paradox,
instead of the truth.
And then they will be just like the car dealers.
Now, if a Republican is also a car dealer,
we get into some serious metaphysicalities.
It's like trying to figure out if its a worse sin when a priest
uses a rubber.
But the paradox with Republicans is even deeper.
Why would these conservatives be liberal with our finite resources?
Why would these lovers of individual rights support warrentless spying?
Why would these fiscal conservatives be fiscally irresponsible?
Why would they protect life in the womb
and destroy it everywhere else?
Why would they come to Washington to bring integrity,
and instead bring corruption?
Perhaps Bertand Russell has the answer.
Here is the end of his Nobel prize address.
"Much that passes as idealism is disguised hatred or disguised love of power. When you see large masses of men swayed by what appear to be noble motives, it is as well to look below the surface and ask yourself what it is that makes these motives effective. "
For as Lord Acton said,
"Power tends to corrupt, and
absolute power corrupts absolutely."
That may be a paradox,
but it's no lie.
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